Hello, and welcome to my blog! I am presenting you with another game theory! And this topic is about COD ghosts. (and I don't even play the game)  In space with the evil scientists and the ship explodes, the scientists would not have just stayed the same form when in outer space. When any living creature without a pressurized suit (bu dum ching!) gets into an unpressurized area, they would expand like a balloon and then disintegrate into a milky mass of atoms. Then they would die. The fact that the scientists just float off is pretty dumb. And yes, they don't use suits.

You know that hijink where Ezio jumps off a building and stabs someone in the neck and landing on the ground and drags that guy into a bush? I don't think it's possible that no one notices. AND I HAVE PROOF!  First we need to know what equation we are using. That is the impact force equation. E equals: 1/2 m x v^2. E is dynamic energy. We need to find the first variable, which is ezio's weight. Actually scratch the whole equation. Ezio, as matthewpatrick13 said in Assassin's Creed 2, would fall and travel 46 m/s. And, he travels 103 mph. So, it's like he hits the ground like a sports car at 103 mph. But let's be serious. What kind of pose does he hit at?  As he said, In medieval times falling from a building people would spread their limbs out, thus spreading impact force out and not disintegrating their bones. But he lands in a crouched position, focusing all the impact all on his feet. That would cause a thump on the ground. People would instantly look around and see his white hood. Also, the fact that the feet land first is strange that the player doesn't lose health. Did I say thump? Sorry, that would be crunch. Got enough proof? Well, when he actually stabs someone on guard, guards are pretty timid in movies. Blood pressure rises when people get nervous. And when blood pressure rises, it's like a swelling balloon. And when you puncture it, more matter gushes out. And the neck holds a major artery that is constantly pushing blood to the brain. That would result into a loud splat and not a sheathing sound. Also, that would force blood to over 10 feet, so whoever is in the vicinity would have blood stains on their clothes, and Ezio would be drenched in blood, thus making it easier to identify the killer. This concludes my theory and the big picture? Ezio is not ninja at all.

Game theory: Link's real enemy

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Link's real enemy is Princess Zelda. Yeah,yeah viewers. I know this is stupid but you gotta have some dark side for any person. Okay. Link's quest is all brought upon his shoulders by Zelda. It's like he's the "chosen one" and no one else is. You heard matpat's theory about the timeline, link might've not existed! Adding on to his video, Someone else could have been the chosen one.People are nice, people have pure hearts, the reason Zelda probably chose him was that he was the only one around where she can reach. And in twilight princess, Zelda probably liked him and felt betrayed when he was with midna. And you know what that turns into, hate. In Akira himekawa's comic book version of Majora's mask, Zelda doesn't even recognize him and just ignores him as  deku scrub. I'm going to end it here because I don't want to confuse you guys. Mat Pat, Look at what you made out of me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Game theory: Is iphone's Siri based upon Halo's Cortana?

In the game, Cortana guides the player, giving heads-ups and telling how to use controls. Siri, also guides the user and responds on command, and has a pretty similar voice. This gives me the feeling that Steve Jobs copied Cortana, to place it on the iphone.

Game Theory: Is link a robot?

 

I think Link is a robot for many reasons. For one thing, he doesn’t respond to any of the questions asked in the game, and only responses Yes or No. Robots are sort of servants, and they usually respond yes or no. Link sort of is a servant to everybody, and they ask him a lot of favors. He also doesn’t have any blood when he gets hit, and it’s weird because normally in adventure games you get a lot of blood. Robots don’t have blood at all. This is probably because he is a robot.

Game theory: Do Skyrim weapons REALLY work in real life?

 

In theory, striking one with a sword hurts a lot. But there are a lot of weapons that don’t work in real life. Take the Dragon bone sword, for example. When people used to make weapons out of bone, it wasn’t really effective for slaying in one hack. Also, they would sometimes rot, but the Dragon bone sword has a wallop of soul capacity. Next, the Glass set. Supposedly, tempered glass is very strong, but only when in terms of compression. If you strike a blow on a glass helmet, it will likely crack and your head along with it. The glass sword is not going to work against a 500 pound force hammer. To make a Daedric suit of armor, you need a daedric heart. But likely you will end up with roast Daedric. The other weapons do work, except the ebony set. Ebony is made out of wood, which is by far the stupidest material I have ever seen to make a weapon. This game theory is probably correct, and as I said, this is just a game theory.

Game theory: Is animal crossing about abducting a child into labor?

 

First things first, at the beginning of the game, you are thrown into a truck, and then drove away into a town when you have no say for this. Then everyone meets you in a house, which is supposedly yours. Then you have to come up of a way to pay this crappy house off, which you didn’t even buy. Second of all, kapp’n, the guy who actually throws you into the truck, is based on the legendary Japanese Kappa, who takes away children at night. Third, everyone is watching you, then they come up and ask you a real hard task. The turtle Tortimer, actually said the mayor was watching you. Fourth, even if you pay off the debt, they just upgrade your house, but even if you say no, they just do it anyway then make you pay. This is wrong, and even if this is a video game, this can be unlawful to promote child labor, which is in the bill of rights. When you try to escape, they block off the exit. So they actually abduct you. And when you finish the game, they still don’t let you go. You might join the mindset of thinking this. But this is a game theory.